All Government is bad (except the military and CIA)

I find it humerus that Republicans talk incessantly about the uselessness of government run programs and the taxes to fund the government yet forget that two of their favorite entities fall into this category. Where would we be without a "strong military" and the "covert operations" of our central intelligence agency (CIA)? Ronald Reagen, Republican god, pounded this into the collective consciousness. According to many of the elected Republican talking heads, it is outrageous that our House speaker Nancy Pelosi would dare to question the CIA, a government entity. They're forgetting the fact that many congressmen from both parties have questioned the honesty of the CIA over the decades. It's shocking isn't it that a group hired to be covert would try to keep secrets? Let's not forget that the Republicans are the Military's champions what with endless pre-emptive wars to fight and teenagers to recruit. They hate bloated budgets yet forget to mention that the military takes up the largest portion of every budget.